Stalking.

“Splayed out on the sidewalk before me lies a sight so wretched my insides heave. Swallowing hard to hold down my precious kale-and-fruit smoothie breakfast, I creep up on it like the cat approaching its prey. When it fails to move, I pounce, giving it a resounding kick. Emboldened by its passivity, I stomp on it, then drop to my knees to pummel it, screaming, “The effing phone book is here!”

Except that I didn’t say “effing.”

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