Charred.

“Lay Off the Almond Milk, You Ignorant Hipsters,” screams the headline, blasting me across the room like Wile E. Coyote holding a stick of dynamite. My charred carcass topples to the ground where I curl into the fetal position, moaning.

“No, no, no! Do not tell me that after all I have been through with the dairy cows, trying to strike a balance, do not tell me that I have to give up my almond milk! It’s not fair, not fair, not fair!” Without even knowing what the article says.

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